she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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