I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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