You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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