I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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