marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Your tits are I can't wait for
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
