when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I think I just sharted jello shots
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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