We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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