White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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