He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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