I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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