question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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