I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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