it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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