he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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