i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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