Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
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