god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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