Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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