Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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