70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
You can't just leave with hair like that
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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