It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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