Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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