If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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