So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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