I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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