I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
He felt like a one man threesome
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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