Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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