love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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