My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
So much rum. So many feels.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Life without a bra equals bliss.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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