It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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