Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Randomize
