He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize