I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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