i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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