does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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