I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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