Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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