doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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