a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Liz is crying about burritos again.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
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