yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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