She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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