The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize