I'm going to jail i love you
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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