is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
well you can't waste a boner
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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