Whod you bang
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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