He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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