So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Acid is not a monday night drug
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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