dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
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