1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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