just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
