I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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