No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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