i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
she peed on how many people?
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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